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Pink, Blue, Lilac From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (16 days old)

Judging by the light, I think my laptop must update its own clock. That's good to know, as it would probably take me an hour to work out how to change it manually! I seem to have lost my ability to ha… more

First time in ages! From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (40 days old)

Well, I haven't been on here in so long, I wasn't sure if I had the right address A little like visiting an old friend, wandering up to the door and tentatively knocking, lest they may have moved. … more

Revenge Crabs - Give Your Ex-Partner An STD From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (57 days old)

Are you involved in the acrimonious death of a relationship right now? More importantly, are you some sort of hate-filled misanthropist? If so, you may want to deal with these guys and give yo… more

Earth Hour - It's Time To Vote From netbizguru in Greener Living (67 days old)

This December world leaders meet in Copenhagen to decide how we deal with climate change. What sort of future would you have them choose... Earth or Global Warming? Hundreds of millions of people hav… more

Coffee shops From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (83 days old)

I was just in Tchibo in town. They have a coffee shop and shop shop combined, which is closing down- so that's a good idea then- so I popped in and bought a trivet. Actually, it's 2 trivets in one: a … more

The Joy of Mothering teens From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (83 days old)

Everybody warned me about the teenage years! When my children were younger people looked at me with sympathy and horror while saying:"I wouldn't want to be you when they're all teenagers!" I have 6… more

From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (114 days old)

Well, it's Monday, sunshiny and lovely. For one of my girlies it's an emotional few days, as she finishes primary school on Wednesday. Her next school will be fantastic, but all her friends are going … more

Do The Green Thing From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

His name is Rob, he hates the taste of animals, he hates saddos with too many gadgets and he hates his mother for always nagging him to drive up and see her. He is the man who does all the right thing… more

The Book of Genesis Revisited From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

To critique Intelligent Design's absurd marriage of science with religion, Michael Shermer has penned the following revision of the Genesis creation story. Ideal for sending to your local vicar whilst… more

Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

An excellently made, cute and very fine looking piece of creative advertising from the bottled water producers, Evian. … more

The Bathroom Song From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

The point isn't so much the song itself as the second half of the vid, where Joel vividly illustrates the pitfalls of employing children as extras in your music videos. … more

Cricket Ball vs Pigeon From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

Never had much time for cricket, but I think these guys have stumbled upon a way to liven it up a bit: Cricket as a blood-sport where the idea is to kill pigeons. I'd certainly watch that. This vid… more

Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

Kunt & the Gang revisit Kate Perry's poptabulous hit of last year. Lots of sexy builders. Kunt is a fucking star. He's also at Edinburgh this year. "I'm trying to raise awareness," he says, "Not i… more

The Astounding World of the Future From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (123 days old)

Fantastic idea for a gag here - take dull footage of the contemporary world and give it a 1950s "world of the future" voice over. Wish I'd thought of it! A funny mid-20th century newsreel featuring a… more

Distrct 9 - Movie Trailer From netbizguru in (123 days old)

Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors o… more

Open A Banana Like A Monkey (top-tip) From netbizguru in The Furnace (123 days old)

Just like the guy in the following video, I've been peeling my bananas all wrong. Now watch the video and see how it should be done: … more

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died! From netbizguru in Up Your Bum (130 days old)

Hitler is pretty pissed off to hear that Michael Jackson has died and won't be able to perform at his birthday party. … more

Unknown Lifeform Found in North Carolina Sewer! From netbizguru in UFO and other mysteries (130 days old)

An unknown lifeform picked up by a sewer 'snakecam' in North Carolina. It is believed to be of ET origin. Courtesy of www.UFORADAR.com and Flying Saucers Cafe, Santa Monica CA. … more

Bruno - Official Movie Trailer From netbizguru in (130 days old)

OMFG! I am so looking forward to seeing this film when it hits the cinemas next week! I loved Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat, the clumsy news-anchor from kazackstan and I'm sure he'll be just as good, if… more

Iron Sky (movie teaser) From netbizguru in (135 days old)

In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back. The Story Towards the end of World War II the staff of SS officer Hans Kammler made a significant breakthrou… more

Woman seeking...... From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (146 days old)

Sometimes, even with understanding, dispondency falls like a grey cloud, hovering a few inches above our heads, threatening rain. I look up at my cloud, tempted to shake my fist at it, scare it away; … more

The joys.... From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (156 days old)

I was rather taken aback this morning, upon checking my Facebook, to see that my status declared that I "need sex!" One if the delights of having teenagers in the house, I suppose, the gleeful tamperi… more

SATURDAY From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (156 days old)

It is a relief to sea the sunshine; during the night I woke to hear heavy rain outside. The girls' Dad is coming today, and it will be good to be able to play outside, maybe at a park or the beach. On… more

Bang Bang From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (157 days old)

Well, it's Saturday, and I seem to be going to town with some little girls. It's a little cooler today, so it should be fine. It's been a strange week. I had a dream on Monday that my youngest daug… more

Blog From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (160 days old)

Some time ago I lost the will to blog. I would sign in, read a few blogs, turn to mine and sit by the blank white box, wondering what to do. There seems to have been a form of writers block. I supp… more

Starnge Dreams From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (174 days old)

Morning again! I actually awaoke at 5, and battled the daylight back into the land of nod. Strange dreams of journeys have been intriguing in the extreme. In one, my friend and I were in a camper van… more

Yesterday From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (174 days old)

I met up with a friend yesterday, for lunch. We used to be very close, but went through some traumatic times. It sometimes feels that the only way to break free of the pain of the memories is not to m… more

Happy Memories From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (229 days old)

At the weekend I returned to the town where I was born and drove along the main A229, which runs through the middle. Along the way, certain landmarks caught my eye, and brought very clear memories of … more

Life's Great Adventure From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (235 days old)

Change is one of life's few constants. We are, after all, on a journey and,though we may choose our routes and speeds to a certain extent, the start and end points are more or less fixed. Even if we c… more

That Still Small Voice of Calm From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (236 days old)

It was my daughter's birthday yesterday. I had meant to bake a cake, but as my youngest was off school with a sore throat, I really didn't get around to it. We had a Mr Kipling Giant Fondant Fancy, wh… more